Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

I’d like to thank Y’all!

My beautiful ladies and gentlemen! I welcome on stage, our very famous (?) WordPress blogger who started her career almost three years back and is now a proud owner of… erm, just 230 posts! Anyways, on your huge applause we have here with us: Miss Randomly Abstract!!!

*Deafening applause* (A lady dressed in a royal blue sarri comes forward to the stage and turns to wave the crowd before she climbs the first step.)*gestures thankyou by waving her hands* and takes a step forward, still looking back and thump! (the crowd gasps unitedly and looks in horror at the fallen creature)
The host first looks horrified, than he crouches as he tries to keep his laughter when the angry lady shouts at him.

“You bead-eyed! Can’t you see your guest has fallen? Is it not in your list of manners to come ahead and help her up???”

‘Oh sorry ma’am. I’m very sorry’, says the embarrassed host as he hurries towards the step and holds her hand to help her stand.

“Now here. Next time remember to be dutiful. If there is another next time, God forbid.”, hushes the lady in his ear.

‘Sorry for the interruption ladies and gentlemen! Here we have our beautiful blogger, Miss R.A with us. Let us make most of this honorable occasion and ask her about herself’, says the host in an effort to bring things back to good.

“Hi everybody!”, exclaims Miss R.A as she forces the host away and takes his place on the dice. (the host looks disgustingly)

“I am Miss R.A. And this is a very blissful occasion as you see. I have been honored with a numberrr of awards by my beautifullll readers!” *she hides her purse behind the dice and opens the zip secretly* “And so, I’d like to thank each one of you for your support and appreciation. To finally commence my speech, I’d like to…” *her hands in her purse as she tries to find something, her forehead wrinkled with confusion* “quote my favorite….

(Oh wait, where’s my speech? *lady looks terrified as she fails to find her paper which she had kept in her purse*

The host comes forward, forgetting the previous disrespectful situation and asks politely if she as lost something.)

“Yes. I have lost my mind, say that. Where is my written speech?”, she asked.

‘No problem missus. Don’t fuss please. Say whatever you remember or what ever you’d like to, please’, pleaded the irritated host.

“Yeah if it was you, I would have seen how not to fuss when your paper’s missing. It had taken me the whole long night, then another more hours to get it proofread and now that its missing, you tell me NOT TO FUSS? NO PROBLEM it is? How ridiculous!”

‘Well ma’am. You are getting off your limits. Kindly pardon the crowd and end up with your turn already’, the host half-shouts.

“So well my dearies,” continues Miss R.A as she completely ignores the host, “I am still not too old to forget what my favorite quote was. My lovely friend Paulo Coelho once said:

When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream.

And you see, that has stood true for me! Here while I stand addressing you all at this position on such an occasion, I think it holds true for me. It must, for you too.

Now coming back to my bunch of awards, you see I have got a whole lot of them. This is the third time I have been called, and I shall be pleased to announce what I have in my trophy closet for now!

Firstly, thank you Bee for these special awards! I am so glad you thought of me!๐Ÿ™‚

Second, I must thank Ajaytao for gifting me with so many of them: that day and this day! And as you generously ask me to choose on my own, I will choose those that are new and my favorite. Thanks!๐Ÿ™‚

Now, thanks to my very dear friends at Two Rights Attempting To Make A Left for these awesome tokens of love:

And now, well here is this Shine on Award from Special One and lets please invite him here to praise me.

He: You are a genius! You write beautiful prose and poetry! You deserve this Shine On Award from me, please accept and oblige!

Me: Why Special One! Thankyou!!๐Ÿ™‚

He: “every blogger thinks that they think so much and too much and so deep and too deep and no one can match their brain pattern and so on and on. actually you people are just social rejects who dont have humans to listen to your rants.”

Me: WHAT?? What the hell are you talking about? I, a social reject?

He: “Writing is not a skill. Itโ€™s not, ask a 5-year-old to write some thing about his/her favorite thing and they will have some words on the paper too and some one would find a deep meaning and hidden metaphors within them. writing is just a way to kill time and to boost your -..”

(Lady looks baffled. She doesn’t know how to respond and cuts in.)

Me: Thankyou special One! I really appreciate you thought of me, but well I think your time’s up. You may leave.”

He: Every one responds with thankyou for reading it and I respect your opinions and blah but inside they are probably either planning the murder or devastated and let down. Relax love.

Me: THANKYOU SPECIAL ONE. Please leave!

He laughs and says, oh and you have a very awkward blog name! Then he goes away. (Lady sighs with relief while the crowd hoots for that brave man. Lady looks sternly at the host who is laughing hard so that he immediately stops and pretends to be serious.)

“Well my followers! That was just a funny admirer, he has his own ways of telling how much he appreciates it.”, adds the lady calmly.

“Here we have some more awards. Which one is this? Oh my beloved friend White Pearl has given me the Awesome Blog Content award. Why White Pearl, thankyou sooo much! :D”

From Tanumoy

Host: Ma’am are you done yet?

Lady: I’ve won many awards and I want more. If you want to call it hunger then I’m hungry for awards.

Host: Didn’t Shahrukh Khan said that?

Lady: What’s with you??

“Now here is our another lovely friend The Only Martian who has honored me from the Shine On award! Thankyou dearest! :)”

From Lalaruk and Moniba

“Thankyou my friends for thinking of me! You see, I am not following any rules except expressing my gratitude which is because I am very very happy!๐Ÿ˜€

Now I’d like to end my post- erm speech here. Yes host, keep on mimicking me. What do you think? Am I blind? Anywaaaaaays, thankyou all!

And yess, to let you all know how thankful I am, I must allow each one of you to choose these awards, so those of you who follow even any single of the following terms, qualify:

  • Those that rate my poems Can You Draw Hatred and/or The Shadow Show.
  • Those that like my facebook page here: Randomly Abstract, which you must do gleefully!๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Those that are already linked here.
  • Those that comment below! =D
  • And even those that just like! (yes yes, grab your favorite ones!)

Now thankyou and rejoice! Your favorite awards are yours!๐Ÿ˜€

(Lady waves to the cheering crowd and takes a step forward when she realizes she is forgetting her purse, turns back, picks her purse and paper and waves again, not forgetting to shoot a stern look at the impeccable host who is grinning joyfully.)

*The End*

This speech has been written in response to the Daily Prompt: Iโ€™d Like to Thank Myย Cats: You are receiving an award โ€“- either one that already exists, or a new one created just for you. What would the award be, why are you being honored, and what would you say in your acceptance speech? / Last but not the Least.

Related awesome entries:

http://amelielockhart.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/realisation-dream-daily-prompt-id-like-to-thank-my-cats/

http://readingwithafeather.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/daily-prompt-writing-will-help-me-win/

http://booksmusicandmovies.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/headless-horsemans-victory/

http://okaywhatif.com/2013/08/27/what-if-i-received-an-award/

http://unknowinglee.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/speechless/

LATEST: Miss R.A wants to thank these 200 followers on her blog! Thankyou. You all deserve ice creams!

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69 responses

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  2. Yasmeen Baloch

    Congrates๐Ÿ™‚

    August 27, 2013 at 11:27 pm

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  4. Congratulation and Standing Ovation from Germany – magdalena๐Ÿ˜‰
    โ™ฅ

    August 27, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    • Hahaha thankyouuu๐Ÿ˜€ โ™ฅ Please accept your favorite awards!

      August 28, 2013 at 12:13 am

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  6. Fahaad Humayun

    yaay i got so many awards ^_^ and also Hahaha that was some nice use of my eternally awesome words :p

    August 28, 2013 at 12:53 am

    • Hehe nice use ofcourse. What do you expect from this ‘eternally awesome’ Miss R.A?๐Ÿ˜€ Lol

      August 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm

      • Fahaad Humayun

        I expect more award๐Ÿ˜€

        August 28, 2013 at 11:10 pm

        • *Sigh* You are the only person who CAN NOT be satisfied even with such a load!!๐Ÿ˜€
          Do one thing. Take these too:
          > https://randomlyabstract.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/you-are-amazing/
          > https://randomlyabstract.wordpress.com/2013/06/07/on-awards/
          Ab theek?๐Ÿ˜‰

          August 29, 2013 at 12:58 pm

          • You can’t win with Fahaad.

            I even offered to create an award just for him – the “Shut the f*** up” award – and still he wasn’t satisfied.

            Award junkies are sad, sad cases.

            August 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm

          • Haha that’s right. I wonder what he has to say to this, perhaps he wants some more. And if he does, I will only link him to Google’s page.

            August 29, 2013 at 5:56 pm

          • Fahaad Humayun

            haha yes Thanks for now๐Ÿ˜€ but do remember when ever you feel this generous again๐Ÿ˜‰ so many award posts coming up next week , stay tuned๐Ÿ˜€

            August 30, 2013 at 1:06 am

          • Haha sure๐Ÿ˜€ You will be the first one that I will tag!๐Ÿ˜‰

            August 30, 2013 at 7:32 pm

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  8. I hate to sound like an idiot, but I have been on the road, in a hospital room or sick since the first of the month. Are you telling those of us to pick and choose which awards we want? Forgive my brain dead head. Jill

    August 28, 2013 at 7:02 am

    • Ouch, i am sorry Jill. Get well soon. Wish you blessings and happiness.. =)

      August 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm

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  13. Looool Congratss dear๐Ÿ˜€

    August 28, 2013 at 10:22 am

  14. Congrats yaar!

    Itne saare awards! Bahut bhaari hain… utha nahin paa raha hoon!๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‰

    Very nicely written…

    August 28, 2013 at 10:31 am

    • Shukrya Jenab! Ap ki help kara dun, what say?
      Thankyou and keep visiting! (though I don’t guarantee many posts, but kehne me kia ja rha hy)๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜€

      August 28, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      • Ji, aapki meherbaani hogi… Par aap kahin awards late late gir to nahin jaayiega na? (Jaise stage pe gir gayi thi?)๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜›

        Sure I would visit… Same applies to you too…๐Ÿ™‚

        August 28, 2013 at 3:49 pm

        • Haha i dont know about that. Abhi tk dard ho rha hy pichle girne wale scene pe. And oh how embarrasing!๐Ÿ˜‰
          Wesy don’t under estimate the royalty of Miss R.A. She can send you your load of awards via personal helicops too.

          And yes, I will visit your blog for sure! Thanks again. =)

          August 28, 2013 at 3:54 pm

  15. Those that comment below! =D

    Well I’m definitely not going to comment here because I don’t want any stupid awards and besides … oops.

    Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

    August 28, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    • Hahah thankyou Cabrogal for witnessing the grand show! How could have you not commented when I had set here the best of them for you? Please accept and have fun!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‰

      August 28, 2013 at 3:28 pm

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  20. LOL This was such….SUCH an interesting post by you….once again๐Ÿ˜‰
    I never knew you are so funny๐Ÿ˜› Loved reading it all……
    Blue saari sounds nice … You like Sarees ?
    And above all…CONGRATS for all these Awards…… You are beautiful more than these Awards….๐Ÿ™‚
    Love you and keep doing Awesome work !

    August 28, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    • Haha thankyou thankyou!๐Ÿ˜‰ (Just an effort on humor, which ain’t my subject here๐Ÿ˜€ )
      And I knew you’d be the one to notice about the saari๐Ÿ˜‰ Well, I haven’t tried them yet, but my sister looked fab in her royal lue sarri on her college’s farewell party, so you see thats where the thought came from! Aur phir Superstars wear them, nahee?๐Ÿ˜‰
      Thanks dearest, love you more! =)

      August 29, 2013 at 1:03 pm

  21. carrico

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Polonious is hiding behind the arras reciting, “I am not Prince Hamlet nor was meant to be………….Shee–it. Let’s see…to be or not to beeeeeeeee. Nah, would never work. Now where was I? Oh, yeah. Am an attendant lord, one to swell a scene or two…..” Suddenly there is a swelling in the arras and someone screaming about rats…………………

    August 28, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    • Hahah yess exactlyy!๐Ÿ˜€
      *Lady screeeeeeeeeeaams at the sight of rats*

      August 29, 2013 at 1:00 pm

      • If Lady had ever tasted South Thai style barbequed rat she would scream with delight.

        August 29, 2013 at 2:15 pm

      • carrico

        “Is that a rat in yer pocket, or are you just happy to seeee meeee?”

        August 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm

        • *pants n panics* Oh i think i saw a rat there? Somebody please check fast!
          And hey, how do you do?๐Ÿ™‚

          August 29, 2013 at 5:59 pm

          • carrico

            Not often enough……..Say goodnight, Gracie. “Goodnight Gracie.”

            August 29, 2013 at 8:34 pm

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  30. Wooh wooh congratulations! Well deserved awards๐Ÿ˜€ x

    August 29, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    • Hehe thankyou so much beckarooney!!๐Ÿ™‚ Please take whichever you like if you like! xx

      August 30, 2013 at 7:34 pm

  31. Congratulations and have a wonderful Monday ahead~ Cheers!!๐Ÿ˜€

    September 2, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    • Thankyou so much๐Ÿ™‚ Have lots of fun๐Ÿ™‚

      September 2, 2013 at 6:49 pm

      • You’re welcome! Cheers~๐Ÿ˜€

        September 5, 2013 at 2:24 pm

  32. grandeldress

    Thanks for visiting & following my blog. I hope you are not disappointed.

    September 21, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    • Disappointed? No sweet soul, I loved your blog!๐Ÿ™‚

      September 22, 2013 at 6:12 pm

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  39. Such a well-deserving young lady… And so mannerly. Loved the read.

    March 15, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    • Hahah thank you so much, rogershipp! So glad to see you here.๐Ÿ™‚

      March 15, 2015 at 9:14 pm

  40. Congratulations on your many awards – and tons of appreciation for your vivid writing๐Ÿ˜€

    October 18, 2015 at 7:26 am

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